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1. Dil Se Dil Mila Kar To Dekho, Hamari Yaad Main Aansu Baha Kar To Dekho, SmS To Kya Call Bhi Karenge Ham, Kabhi Hamare Mobile Mein Card Dalwa Kar To Dekho.


2. Ham Bhi Jaaneman Tere Liye Tajmahal Banayenge,
Arz Kiya Hai....
Ham Bhi Jaaneman Tere Liye Tajmahal Banayenge,
Ek Cup Subah Ek Cup Shaam Ko Pilayenge.


3. College Ki Galion Mein Ajeeb Khel Hota Hai, Class Ke Bahane Dilo Ka Mail Hota Hai, Padne Ki Jagah Love Letter Mail Hota Hai, Isiliye To Pappu Har Saal Fail Hota Hai.


4. Jidhar Dekho Ishq K Bimar Baithe H, Hazaron Mar Gaye Lakhon Taiyar Baithe H, Barbad Hote Hain Ladkiyon K Piche, Aur Kehte Hai Ki Berojgar Baithe H.


5. Abhi To Dosti Shuru Huyi Hai,
Waqt Aane Pe Dosti Ka Farz Bhi Nibhayenge,
Dil Pe Pathar Rakh Kar Ek Din,
Aapko Mental Hospital Chodd Aayenge...


6. Umeedo Ke Shama Dil Mein Mat Jalana, Iss Jaha Se Alag Duniya Mat Basana, Aaj Bas Mood Mein Tha To Sms Kar Diya, Par Roz Intezaar Mein Palke Mat Bichana


7. Dil Ki Baat Dil Mein Mat Rakhna, Jo Pasand Aaye I Love You Keh Dena, Agar Wo Gussa Kare To Darna Mat, Sar Jhukana Aur Kehna Meri Behna Kaisi Ho.


8. Arj Kiya Hai...
Hata Lo Apane Chehare Se Ye Julfen
Ai Jaane Tamanna.... Khuda Kasam...
Agli Baar Khaane Mein Baal Aaya To,
Sajani Se Gajani Bana Doonga.


9. Aansu Tere Nikle To Aankhe Meri Ho,
Dil Tera Dhadke To Dhadkan Meri Ho,
Khuda Kare Doti Humari Itni Gehri Ho Jaye Ke,
Juttyiaan Aapko Pade Aur Kartoot Meri Ho


10. Kyon Kisee Kee Yaadon Mein Roya Jae,
Kyon Kisee Ke Khyaalon Mein Khoya Jae,
Vaahar Thand Bahut Jyaada Hai,
Kyon Na Rajaee Taanakar Soya Jae.


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11. Arj Kiya Hai...
Khidki Se Jhaank Ke Dekha To Raste Mein Koi Nahin Tha,
Khidki Se Jhaank Ke Dekha To Raste Mein Koi Nahin Tha,
Waah Waah... Phir Raaste Mein Ja Kar Dekha...
To Khidki Par Koi Nahin Tha.


12. unhonne aaj ham par tirachhee najar daalee to ham madahosh ho gae baad mein pata chala najar hee tirachhee hai to ham behosh ho gae .


13. Roz Logo Se Pange Honge,
Roz Tere Ghar Me Dange Honge,
Yaad Rakh Agar Tune Mujhse Dosti Todi To,
Tere Ghar Me 12 Baache Honge Aur,
Saare Ke Saare Lafange Honge...


14. मोहब्बत करली तुमसे बहुत सोचने के बाद अब किसी को देखना नहीं तुम्हे देखने के बाद दुनिया छोड़ देंगे तुम्हे पाने के बाद खुदा माफ़ करे इतना झूठ बोलने के बाद


15. Hansi Ke Liye Gam Kurbaan,
Khushi Ke Lie Aansoo Kurbaan,
Dost Ke Liye Jaan Bhi Kurbaan,
Aur...
Agar Dost Ki Girlfriend Mil Jaye To,
Saala Dost Bhi Kurbaan.


16. Kal Raat Machar Ne Kata Mere Chehre Par, Dil Mien Junoon Tha Aankhoon Mein Khoon Tha, Uthaya Use Masal Dene Ke Liye Par Khayal Aaya, Kambakht Mein Bhi Aakhir Apna Hi To Khoon Tha.


17. Tumhaari yaad dil se jaane nahin denge, Tumhaare jaisa dost khone bhi nahin denge, Roz sharafat se sms kiya karo warna, Ek kaan k neeche denge or rone bhi nahin denge…


18. Wo lshq me yaaro kamaal kar baithi I LOVE YOU send to all kar baithi


19. Jab Koi iTna " KHAS " Ban Jayeki Uske Bare Mein " SOCHNA " Ehsas Ban Jaye To Mang Lena " KHUDA " SeUse ZiinDaGii Bhar Ki Liye Is Se Pehle Ki Uski " MAA " Kisi Aur Ki " SAAS " Ban Jaye


20. Dosti Kisi Se Kuch Yun Nibha Lo,
Ke Uske Dil Ke Saare Gam Churaa Lo,
Aisi Chaap Chodd Do Kisi Par Dosti Ki,
Ke Khuda Bhi Aapkar Kahe,
Ke Hume Bhi Apna Dost Bana Lo...


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21. Dosti Ko Bade Pyar Se Nibhaenge,
Koshish Rahegi Tujhe Na Satayenge,
Kabhi Pasand Na Aaye Mera Saath To Bata Dena,
Gin Bhi Na Paoge Itne "Thappad" Lagaenge.


22. Hai Tu Agar Mera Dilbar
Hai Tu Agar Mera Dilbar
To Aaj Ke Lunch Ka Bill Tu Bhar


23. Ishq Ko Sar Ka Dard Kahne Wale Sunn,
Humne Toh Yeh Dard Apne Sar Le Liya,
Humari Nigahon Se BachKar Woh Kahan Jayenge,
Humne Unke Mohalle Mein Hi Ghar Le Liya.


24. Mujhase Vo Kahatee Hai
Ki Tumhaaree Jindagee Ko
Jannat Bana Doongee
Jab Kee Banaana Use Daal
Chaaval Bhee Nahee


25. Apki Lovely Lovely “Felling” Ne,
Mere Charming Charming “Heart” Ko Itna “Efect” Kiya,
Menie Sabko “Reject” Karke Apko Apna Special “Friend” Accept Kiya !!!


26. My Dear Best friend , Agar mai mar jau toh dukhi mat hona . . Seedha upar aajana hum dono peepal ke ped par baith ke sabko darayenge


27. Jara Si Der Ke Liye Chaarpai Pe Lete The Faraz,
Magar Kisi Ullu Ke Patthe Ne Janaza Parh Diya.


28. आशिकी की हद तो देखो एक लड़के की गर्ल फ्रेंड मर गयी तोउस लड़के ने चिता पर लेट कर लड़कीके साथ सेल्फी खींच कर पोस्ट किया – “Me with My ex girl Friend”. at शमशान घाट


29. Naa jane kaun sa virus hai teri yaado me, Tujhko sochta hu to hang sa ho jata hu… ????


30. mat kar itana garoor apane uraan par faraaz : tera hoon tab tak hai jab tak phairan lavaley phartee hai .


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31. Gehri Aakhon Ke Samunder Main Utar Jaane De,
Pyar Ka Mujrim Hu Mujhe Doob Ke Mar Jaane De.
Bill Kitne Tere Phone Ke Bhare Hain Humne,
Sochta Hu Maang Lu Paise Magar Jaane De.
(Bekar Mein Ghar Pe Thhuk Jayegi Tu…)


32. Tumhaari Yaad Dil Se Jaane Nahin Denge,
Tumhaare Jaisa Dost Khone Bhi Nahin Denge,
Roz Sharafat Se Sms Kiya Karo Warna,
Ek Kaan K Neeche Denge Or Rone Bhi Nahin Denge…


33. Apki Lovely Lovely “Felling” Ne,
Mere Charming Charming “Heart” Ko Itna “Efect” Kiya,
Menie Sabko “Reject” Karke Apko Apna Special “Friend” Accept Kiya !!!


34. Kabhi Kabhi Let Kar Main Sochta Hoon Faraz,
Agar Baith Kar Sochunga To Kya Ukhaad Lunga.


35. Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega


36. YU Barisho Se Dosti Achhi Nahi, Ghar Main Paani Bhara to Tera Baap Nikaale Ga Kya


37. Kuch Dost 5 Ke note ki tarah hote hai.. Jab bhi milenge fatte haal hi milenge.


38. Bahot Dard Hota He Jab Teacher Bolte He Mujse Ki, Tumhare Aur Tumhare Aagewala Ka Answer Ek He Tha. Tab Dil Se Aawaz Aati He, Tho Saale Savaal Bhi To Ek Hi Tha..


39. Ankhon Me Aansu Chehre Pe Hansi Hai,
Saanso Me Aahein Dil Me Bebasi Hai,
Pehle Kyun Nahi Bataya Yaar,
Ke Darwaje Me Teri Ungli Fansi Hai.


40. Tumhaari Yaad Dil Se Jaane Nahin Denge,
Tumhaare Jaisa Dost Khone Bhi Nahin Denge,
Roz Sharafat Se Sms Kiya Karo Warna,
Ek Kaan K Neeche Denge Or Rone Bhi Nahin Denge…


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41. Mere sapne me aai ek sundar Pari WAH WAH Mere sapne me aai ek sundar pari Aur boli Question No. 1 is compulsory


42. Dil Mein Koi Gham Nahi Baaton Mein Koi Dam Nahi,
Yeh Grup Hai Nawabon Ka Yehan Koi Kisi Se Kam Nahi.


43. Tere Bina Chal Bhi Naa Paungi.
Tere Bina Sanbhal Bhi Naa Paungi.
Langdi Hai Kya Tu.


44. Wo Mujhe Dekhkar Pahchan Nhi Payi.
Usne Koi Pagal Samajh Kar
Meri Kar Di Kutaae.


45. Rok do mere zanaze ko mujh me jaan aa rahi hai… aage se thoda right lelo..Ciggarete ki dukan aa rahi hai.


46. Jab Tujhe Dekhu My Dil Start Flying
Mujhse Baat Kare I Keep Trying,
Jab Door Jaye I Felt Like Crying
Are Itna Tension Mat Le I Was Lying.


47. itaro Ki Roshani Chand Se Kam Nikle
Tujhe Dekhte Hi Has Has Ke Mera Dam Nikle


48. Girlfriend : Are Jaanu Koee Phanee Shaayaree Sunao Na
Boyfriend – Daayan Sa Chehara Tera
Choodel See Teree Muskaan Hai
Rang Tera Dekh Ke…
Roop Tera Dekh Ke..
Bhens Bhee Hairaan Hai


49. ere Ishq Ne Sarkari Daftar Bana Diya Dil Ko,
Na Koi Kaam Karta Hai Na Koi Baat Sunta Hai.


50. teri dosti mein hum deewane ho gaye
tujhe apna banate banate begane ho gaye
pukar le ek baar piyaar se aye dost
bandar ki awaaz sune zamane ho gaye


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51. Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai, Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai, Rahte hai jo nigaho se duur, Saale wahi question compulsary hote hai.


52. Usne Kaha Kyu Mujhe Tut Kar Chaaha.
Maine Kaha Dimag Se Khali Thi
Aur Koi Baat Nhi.


53. Messenger Par Bat Kr Ke Unse Hamari Nid Udi.
Samane Mili To Wajan Tha 75 Aur Naam Tha Pankhudi.


54. Bhot Khubshurat Ho Tum Duniya Ki Najaro Se Bacha Kro.
Aankho Me Sirf Kajal Hi Nhi, Gale Me Bhi
Nimbu, Mirchi Aur Chappal Latakaya Kro.


55. Raja Raani Vali Kahani Puraani Ho Gayi.
Saare Londe Roj Nayi Nayi
Ladkiyo Ki Diwaani Ho Gaye.


56. Hum dua karte hain Khuda se, ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas, kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!


57. Mouka Hai Tum Bhi Aajmaa Lo.
Mere Dost Ko Is Tarah Na Line Maaro.
Hum Bhi To Khade Hai Us Raah Me.
Kabhi Humse Bhi  Aakhiya Lada Lo


58. Dost Ruthe Toh Rab Ruthe
Fir Ruthe Toh Jag Chhute,
Agar Fir Ruthe Toh Dil Tute
Aur Agar Fir Ruthe,
To Nikal Danda Maar Sale Ko
Jab Tak Danda Na Tute.


59. Teri Dosti Hum Is Tarah Nibhayenge,
Tum Roz Khafa Hona Hum Roz Manayenge,
Par Man Jana Manane Se,
Warna Yeh Bhigi Palkein Le Ke Hum Kaha Jayenge 


60. Teri Dosti Hum Is Tarah Nibhayenge,
Tum Roz Khafa Hona Hum Roz Manayenge,
Par Man Jana Manane Se,
Warna Yeh Bhigi Palkein Le Ke Hum Kaha Jayenge

 

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